"Wait . . . you're from L.A. and you speak with a British accent? HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Can you beat my caption?
This week's caption contest being sponsored by the PBS food and travel series Spain . . . on the road Again. The show features Chef Mario Batali, actress Gwyneth Paltrow, New York Times food writer Mark Bittman, and Spanish actress Claudia Bassols. Each episode covers a different region of Spain as the foursome explore the country's culinary traditions and history. Check out the show's website HERE.
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive an autographed copy of Batali's new book Spain: A Culinary Road Trip
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Russell:
Simon Says: Laugh if you don’t hate America
Check back this Friday for new contest.
I'm gonna eat ya! Git in mah belly!
Gweneth: "Wow, Axl. Just because the sign says "All You Can Eat" doesn't mean you have to go bonkers".
Why yes, I do think these shoes accentuate me.
Try making THAT from a cola nut.. HA HA HA HA HA HA
So Mario, don't you just love tofu?
"Yes , asking you back to my place was a joke ,um , ha ha ha. See I am laughing , not crying"
"so what do you think it would be like spaghetti and meatball.......hahaha yucker yucker yucker!"
NO.... i am not david Beckman
Gwyneth, look under my chins.....do I have a tumor, or is that lump just a milk dud?
APPLE? HA HA HA That's priceless!
It's great to be us! We're so rich and spoiled, driving around Spain, eating like pigs. I spit on the plebes serving us sangria.
Wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight. Ever since you played Rosemary Shanahan you've had a thing for Fat Bastard???
"And how do you plan to do that?!?!?! I haven't seen my pecker in 8 years!"
I can't believe you allowed that dipshit from Coldplay to reproduce.
Wow, Axl you do have a chin!
You didn't know I was your stand-in in Shallow Hal? HiLArious!
He's laughing because his tits are bigger than hers
(Gwyneth recalling the night before)...and you were so wasted you put his cock in your mouth and that is why your eyelids were crusted shut this morning!!
I just ate an oompa loompa with chutney, and Im now wearing his shoes!!!
You hate America yet make all your money here too? What a small world!
It should be raining cupcakes any minute now
(Gwyneth)"Hey, I was on my way to my yoga class, you wanna tag along?"
/Gwyneth/...You know, Jesus Christ died for your sins.
(Mario thinks to self) omg omg omg omg omg omg hurry hurry hurry hurry.(Mario says to Paltrow) Hurry the f@#k up, I can't hold this explosive diarrhea much longer.
Chef Mario Batali(left) serenades actress Gwyneth Paltrow(right) Pavarotti style after an early dinner in Spain.
So someone said they wanted to have sex with me? Now I know your pulling my leg. Ha....ha....ha.
Gwyneth: So then Mark drizzled extra virgin olive oil between my butt crack!
ario: Hahaha he tried the same thing with me!
Axl Rose is happy about the free Dr. Pepper and his new album.
HA! You think your shoes look better than mine?!
"Nice roots! And here I thought you were a real blonde!"
"And that's why the turtles shell is so hard!"
I laugh in the face of danger! hahaha!
I eat bitches like you for breakfast! Heh heh just kidding......no seriously.
No I am Not Russel Crowe! ah hahahaha....
Simon Says: Laugh if you don't hate America