Brooke Hogan is an idiot

You're an idiot

Remember back in May when Nick Hogan was sentenced to eight months in jail for effectively killing his friend John Graziano in a car accident? Because of good behavior, Nick's set to be released tomorrow from the Pinellas County Jail. In other words, what better time for the latest edition of: Brooke Hogan is clearly fucking high! Brooke wrote on her MySpace blog:

[. . .] I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers...... To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough.....Please pray for my brothers safety too... this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.

ok. Back to the happy stuff! .......I just can't wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac'n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!

Love you guys!

brooke

Brooke Brooke Brooke, I know I'm not a doctor, but trust me when I tell you this: John is in a "permanent vegetative state" -- he's not putting on his loafers and dancing out of that hospital anytime soon. Let me put it in terms you'll understand. Go to your kitchen. Get a banana. Throw it on the ground. That's John for the next 57 years. The end.

[WENN]

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She is a horrible person.

No one is this naive. No f'n one. This has to be sarcasm at it's worst. It's not possible to look at the poor guy with the hole in his head and think he's just gonna get up and just walk out of the hospital. Damn, nothing funny about this one at all. Drive your car off a cliff, cunt.

The Hogan family must all be on serious drugs, with the crazy shit they dreamup!

this family lives on the looney side of reality

When I first saw that picture I thought it was Celine Dion.

The worst part is that if you follow the link to her blog, there's 10 pages worth of people who are all drinking the same Kool-Aid as her. What is the world coming to?

Carlos and Lomb...i couldn't agree with you both more ...this is a sad state of affairs ..

she doesn't keep the bananas in the kitchen! btw - i can't stand this chick. somebody tell her she is a despised dolt - quick!

John and Brooke Hogan have one thing in common:they both have a hole in their brain!
What more can you expect from the daughter of hulk hogan?seriously.Her mother is dating an 18 year old and wears makeup like a porn star, her brother is like a complete retard...also, you shouldn't take someone who wears GRILLS seriously.

by the way,someone should tell her to stop making these idiotic poses seriously she looks like a dumbass

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