Britney Spears visiting Junior High School 142 in the Bronx (10/1)

Britney Spears wants to allegedly buy the sex tape featuring her and ex boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, so claims UK tabloid The Sun:

Britney Spears wants to purchase the sex tape she made with ex-lover Adnan Ghalib so she can destroy it for good, according to a pal. The singer was battling drugs, depression and other demons when the couple are alleged to have filmed a two-hour romp in Mexico. It is thought a pornography website is prepared to offer the photographer up to £5million for the footage.

But now she's staged a remarkable comeback, Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.

A pal told a newspaper: "Her lawyers have been working overtime. They've been told to do whatever it takes to stop the video making it onto the Internet." An official spokesperson for the singer's record label would not comment on the report. (Source)

Jesus Christ, even when Britney's not marrying the dudes she's banging, she ends up paying them millions of dollars. Bottom line: Because you can choose which payout you want, dating Britney is exactly like the winning the lottery. If you want annuitized payments over 20 years, then you marry the bitch. If you want one lump sum payment, you secretly video tape her playing "hide the fist."

[BauerGriffinOnline, Splash News]