
Ali Lohan is incredibly selfish
Ali Lohan skipped her Grandpa's funeral earlier this year because she was having a bad hair day. Umm, wow? From Crazy Days and Nights:
If you recall, about a month or so ago, I posted a little thing in here about how Lindsay Lohan skipped the funeral of her grandfather because she was in an argument with Michael Lohan . . . But, one person who was also not there was Ali Lohan. Not caught up in a huge squabble with her dad, one wonders what her excuse was for not showing up. Well according to Fox, the reason Ali didn't show up at the funeral was because she didn't have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn't want anyone to see what horrible hair she has. (Source)
Now to be fair, Ali truly has awful hair. Grandpa Lohan apparently knew this, because in his last will and testament he specifically stated that during his funeral someone should "Keep that baldheaded bitch Ali the hell away from my rotting carcass." He also referred to Lindsay once or twice, but it's been deemed inappropriate for this website.














nice
...and has the voice of a fifty year old smoker.
Gigantic feet