Mini Me dating Dominique Arganese

Mini-Me at the PinkiTude fashion show in L.A. (8/14)

ini-Me has a new girlfriend: 22-year-old Dominique Arganese. And she's hot! Or at least hotter than that fug chick he made a sex tape with. An insider told In Touch Weekly:

"He wants to be with her all the time. It's already getting serious." The 39-year-old Austin Powers star recently jetted to Las Vegas with the Montreal-based beauty for a romantic weekend. On September 13, they had dinner at Strip House in Las Vegas. "They drank cocktails and were kissing," a witness reports. "They spent every minute together and seemed in love." Verne split with aspiring actress Ranae Shrider, who appeared in the sex tape with him, almost four months ago. The new duo partied at Las Vegas' Privé on September 14. "He looked happy!" says an insider.

Gentlemen, listen up. If you want to get laid, there's only one surefire way: become famous. It's as easy as that. Don't bother exercising, getting an education, or working. Those things are for chumps. Just get a bit role in a played-out movie franchise and you'll be banging models for the rest of your life. Which, in Mini-Me's case, is 2-4 months if he keeps downing champagne like that. For a normal guy like myself, that glass he's holding is equivalent to a case . . . wait, 3% body fat is still "normal" right? OK, whew. I didn't want you guys thinking I was some kind of freak.

Dominique Arganese

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I'm always amazed at how low a beautiful woman will go when the scant glimmer of becoming famous is dangled in front of them. It must take a lot of coke to keep the puke down when she's in bed with the nasty little hobgoblin.

Why so much hate!!! At least she's not out there selling dope or killing innoncent people. That's her grind and whether she doing him or not it's still her business, I don't understand how a lot of people are quick to point the finger at who seems to be taking advantage of who. Personally, I think they are both benefitting from the buzz. And maybe, who knows, she a pretty girl with a good heart.

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