Vanessa Minnillo has lofty goals
Is she high? Clearly, yes. At the Pink Party in Santa Monica earlier this month, the "actress" told In Touch Weekly:
"My goal is to be acting and winning an Oscar. I want to be an actress with an Oscar and babies . . . I would love to be just like [Julia Roberts]. She's phenomenal!"
TRL host to cameo in Disaster Movie to Oscar winner. What a natural progression. While she's at it, why not solve global warming, world hunger, and the mystery of why Nicole Kidman keeps getting work. Perhaps Vanessa should start with a goal that's a little more attainable . . . like not being a total bitch and kicking me out of her apartment at 7 AM. I didn't even have bus fare. I had to walk home in my underwear with those hickeys and scratch marks all over my back. It was so embarrassing.
Martha Stewart's got an oscar for her. It's about 12 ft long and pre lubed with French's mustard.
Al Gore has one. So does Michael Moore. And that goofy Jerry Lewis love child from Italy who made that Holocaust comedy and babbled "I luff you, I luff you, I luff you."
So how hard can it be anymore?
she'll get her Oscar the same day winged monkeys fly outta Meryl Streep's ass.
There's an old saying 'what ever you wish for, you just might get it. Never underestimate anybody.
My weiner has a first name, its O-S-C-A-R.