Hooking up with Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila actually wrote a book

I guess it's book day here at Celebslam or something. You think Lauren Conrad getting a book deal was bad? Tila Tequila already finished her damn book. The chick whose mom definitely drank during her pregnancy wrote in her MySpace blog earlier this week:

Hey Guys!!

Guess what??? My new book that I have been talking about for soooo long is finally finished and it is now available for PRE-ORDERS! WOooohoooo! One of my dreams of becoming a book author has finally come true and I am very happy with the way it all turned out! I think that you guys did a fantastic job sending me some of the questions you had on your mind and I hope that you enjoy reading my answers and advice to you all just as much! This book covers info on how I made it nto the top and what to do when you're feeling down in the dumps about life, love, and everything else in between! Come with me on this journey as I share my life experiences in a very intimate way with all of you! This is something that I will cherish forever! Be the FIRST ones to order my book, HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA, online now! Book bwill be out IN STORES on December 9th, but if you order now, you can be the 1st ones to get it! YAYYYY! I hope you love! One of my proudest moments!

Love,

Tila

That's fantastic that Tila finally finished her book. One question though: Does it come with crayons? Tila bragging about how she "made it to the top" is pretty brash since she's never been a bottom. And why write an entire book named Hooking Up with Tila Tequila when doing so only requires three things: 1. Long Fingers, 2. Earplugs, and 3. A Hazmat Suit.

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Read the small print: "with Sarah Tomlinson." Yeah, Tila wrote this. She probably wrote all the sentences with three or four exclamation points or question marks. YAY FOR ME!!!!! Hi, everybody!!!! Wha up????

Ugly skank

She wrote a book?? I'm surprised she can even read a book. What's the book on? Skankology??

im happy 4 tila at least shes doing sumthing with her life i wanna read that book

Really?? read it??? she did'nt even write it, some Sara T wrote it and if you read the fine print you shall see...........the girl became famous for wanting to be with anyone who will take her men or women........no men unless he's dirt would touch that and only a desperate women seeking the same type of attention would touch her also......lol.......sad how hollywood has become, for me someone like Audrey Hepurne or Elizabeth Taylor were icon's and beautiful classy women at her age with talent. Tila must show her fake boobs and snatch to be noticed.....SKANK!!

Im glad she produced a book.. hello people there is a lot of people that help along the way to actually make books... its never a one man show.
As for those who find her gross and cant believe she on national tv let the world know that she is BI..
PEOPLE should be kissing her ass! she has made an image that negative or positive your still paying attention!

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