Scarlett Johansson disses doorman

Scarlett Johansson hates taking pictures with fans

If you ever happen to run across Scarlett Johansson in public, whatever you do, don't ask her to take a picture. Why? Because she's a bitch. From the New York Post:

Scarlett Johansson wants everyone to know she's not a tourist attraction. The actress and fiancé Ryan Reynolds hit the Lower East Side spot National Underground the other night "wearing matching bowler hats," our spy said. Even though Johansson was "dressed down in a black blazer and jeans," the doorman recognized her. Our spy said that "the doorman asked to take a photo with Scarlett" but that she snapped, "I'm not the Statue of Liberty," before heading inside. (Source)

Scarlett's right, she's not the Statue of Liberty. She's got huge tits, and that uppity bronze bitch is only an A or B-cup at best. Scarlett better realize pretty soon that as a celebrity whose only redeeming quality qualities are found in her bra, she better not start taking the public for granted. Because in a few years, the only "assets" she owns are going to start falling faster than brokerage houses on Wall Street. And her's aren't FDIC insured either.

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classic case of being "Hollywood made" This girl has a beautiful face, great boobs.....but take a look at other pics. Huge thighs and ass. I saw her in LA not to long ago and I was really surprised how big she is from the waist down. Now she is not in the KK size range at all, but not a size 2 either!

I don't care for the article... just show me her tits. ;)

If someone calls me jealous for what i'm a bout to say i swear i will be so angry, cause i'm so not. I will admit when someone is pretty. But this chick, I think she is ugly. I never saw wha people saw. Watch her in ghostworld, she doesn't even look as good as here, and here she doesn't even look good really. I've always found her ugly, ugly isn't a nice word to me but it's ok since she's a bitch.

Nice boobs maybe, that's it though come on!

Ok the girl is a cunt, but at least she is a pretty cunt.

I'm surprised she doesn't think she's as important as the statue of liberty!

I never understood this johansson-sickness in US... ok, she's fine, but, come on! There are so much many more beautiful girls out there with more talent (her looks and singing is under avarage)... and being compared with Monroe!? She tries to copy her... You were born an individual, don't die a copy....

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