Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds get married.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are newlyweds

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married over the weekend at a remote resort in Vancouver, Canada. The two have been dating for roughly a year and a half. Wedding details courtesy of Us Weekly:

Guests included Scarlett's mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson. Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who had been dating since Spring 2007, announced their engagement on May 5, the day the actress flashed a three-carat diamond ring estimated to be worth about $30,000 at the Met Costume Ball Gala. (Source)

Fellas, it's truly a sad day now that Scarlett is off the market, but take solace in the fact that there's at least one thing we can now look forward to: Pregnancy Boobs. Ryan, I will be severely disappointed in you and your penis if Scarlett's not pregnant by January 1. I can't go through another winter of beating off to the Sears catalog, I just can't.

NOTE: If you're thinking of sending a gift, I recommend pre-paid billable hours for their divorce lawyers.

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That lucky bastard.

take away the huge boobs and she goes froma 9 to a 4. I guess Ryan forgot to look at the whole package and just the boobs

Weird face, soft body, will tend toward fat in a few years. I'm with Brankind- get past the boobs and she isn't even as hot as some women you'll see at any random mall.

you guys are impossible!!! haven't you considered the fact that these people might've gotten married because they got the past the physical aspect? Pathetic comments!!!

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