
Miley Cyrus buys $75,000 Mercedes even though she can't legally drive
Remember your very first car? I bet it wasn't a $75k Mercedes. Because you weren't worth eight digits before your sixteenth birthday. From In Touch Weekly.
Miley Cyrus doesn't turn 16 until November 23, but she's already bought herself a present — a convertible. In late August, the star ordered a fully loaded white Mercedes-Benz CLK 550 Cabriolet with a sticker price of $75,375. "Miley wanted special options like parking assist and a cream-colored leather interior, so she ordered the car early," her pal says. "She's telling everyone that she hopes to get a car when she turns 16, so when it comes, she can say it was a surprise from her parents." Miley will be trading in her two wheels for four on her birthday.
Of course Miley needs the "park assist" feature for her car, she's a celebrity. Just kidding, she needs it because she's a woman. Seriously though, Miley would have been better off getting something a little more practical for her birthday . . . like Invisalign. And why is she trying to convince people that her parents bought it for her? Everyone's gonna know Billy Ray Cyrus didn't get that car for her when they see it's missing a gun rack.













Sure, but look at the upside: At least we won't see her on "my super sweet 16" screaming her head off about how her parents ruined her life because the sparkles on the car were the wrong shade of silver.
Why would a horse need a car?
I LOVE MILEY! SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE HAS CUZ SHES WORKED FOR IT! HEAR THAT? WORKED!!!!
carlos stfu Miley is one of very few ppl who arent ruined by staredom my .02
uuumm. what did i say about opening your little mouth like that.
Horseface
your an idiot she does not have a horseface
hahaha! Invisalign. straight up!