

Michael Lohan slams Samantha Ronson again
ichael Lohan is at it again. After blasting his daughter Lindsay's girlfriend Samantha Ronson in the press a few weeks ago, he blasted her again earlier this week. In an email, Michael told paparazzi agency X17:
[. . .] There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what's with this ...."person"??? Look at the way she "dresses"? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!Have you ever seen her apartment? For God's sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand). [. . .] (Source)
I'm not quite sure why, but I get the weirdest feeling that Michael Lohan doesn't like Samantha Ronson. They need to seriously think about going on a weekend getaway together to build up some trust. They can do that thing where they fall into each other's arms. That always works.













You could say a father-son-in-law weekend...
He's just a couple inches away from Ed Grimley pants.
I use the toilet paper cardboard when there is no more t.p. big fuckin deal! hey at least its an attempt!