Lynne Spears swung by the Today Show this morning to promote her new book Through The Storm. She revealed to host Meredith Viera that daughter Jamie Lynn informed her she was pregnant via note:

"She hands me a note and tells me to go into the bedroom and read it and Casey wasn't allowed to come over on school days so she told me he was coming to pick up his wallet. So he was there. So she hands me this note and it said that she was pregnant and everything was gonna be OK mom that she and Casey were gonna raise this baby. I came out and I thought it was a joke. I really thought -- I kept waiting for the punch line. And then I noticed Casey's feet on the coffee table which he never would do, he just doesn't -- Casey's not like that. And Casey wouldn't look at me. And so then at this point I knew, Oh my Gosh, this is not a joke."

Feet on the coffee table? C'mon Casey, nothing screams "I had unprotected sex with your 16-year-old slut of a daughter" more than feet on the coffee table. You gotta be more respectful. Like wear a tuxedo. Parents can't get mad at a guy in a tuxedo. It's literally impossible. I've knocked up many an underage girl in my day, and I've never failed to have the parents buy me lunch after I told them.