Lindsay wants a Ronson baby

So you know how Lindsay Lohan supposedly wants to start a family with Samantha Ronson? She found a sperm donor! And it's a Ronson! Samantha Ronson's brother Mark to be specific. Wow, that's not gonna be awkward at all. A friend of the couple's told Star magazine:

"Lindsay told Sam that she's been feeling more and more maternal in the past few months and she wants to get pregnant. Sam was completely overjoyed, because starting a family with Lindsay is a dream come true for her. They both think that Samantha's older brother, Mark Ronson, would be the perfect sperm donor. They agree that it's the best way for Lindsay and Samantha to have a baby together." (Source)

Lindsay's playing an "expectant mother" in an upcoming film and now SHE wants to get pregnant? Talk about life imitating art. Why can't women like Jessica Alba reprise her role from Sin City in real life, or Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn? Frankly, the only movie I want to see Lindsay imitating is this one.

[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]