Lindsay Lohan wants a baby
Lindsay Lohan wants to start a family with her handsome lover Samantha Ronson. Since Samantha possibly lacks a penis, Lindsay wants one of her ex-boyfriends to knock her up. TransWorldNews says:
Sources say Lohan and Ronson have been talking about starting a family together but want to conceive naturally using a sperm donor. Lohan, 22, has allegedly approached one of her ex-boyfriends to be the sperm donor. “Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She’s wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt,” claims an insider. (Source)
And there it is. The beginning of the end of Lindsay Lohan's lesbian phase.
"Don't be mad Samantha. The only reason I had sex with my ex-boyfriend is so I can get pregnant and we can start a family -- I swear!" . . . "Uhh Lindsay, you can't get pregnant through your mouth."
Truth is, she's missing the cock. The logical sperm donor for a Ronson-Lohan baby would be Ronson's twin brother, administered via turkey baster during an evening of sweet girl-on-girl love.
D-UH!
somehow the thought of what Fasc(ion)ist(a) states is causing early onset ED , damn the thought in my head will not go away of Sam trying to impregnant Lindsay
Total loser who will do anything for publicity! Linds makes me sick and she will hurt Sam one day. Yeah, she's missing the cock.
This story has to be fake. NO ONE would have sex with her without a condom...and a blindfold.
Not since Charles Dickens has there been a plot hatched to mercilessly inflict a cruel life on a child.
This crazy whore bangs every L.A. slacker with a cell phone and because she's found a happy hour and a half with a DJ dyke...she wants to start a family. The only thing she's got going for her are her tits--since the rest of her is looking like Madonna these days--and now she wants a baby draining them.
Great job, Lindsay!
Why is she covering her face? No one's looking there.