Kelly Osbourne and Luke Worrell at the V Festival in Chelmsford, UK (8/16)

Kelly Osbourne has a new boyfriend. And he actually makes out with her. In public. Sober. From the New York Post:

Kelly Osbourne has finally gotten lucky. After living in London for months, Ozzy's youngest daughter hit Stateside for Fashion Week with model Luke Worrell. "She's going to all the shows, hanging out backstage and making out with him everywhere," said our spy. (Source)

PDA between two hot female Swedish runway models is one thing. Between two disgusting black-eyeshadow-loving-freaks is something entirely different. I'd imagine watching Kelly Osbourne make out with a dude is only slightly less nauseating than falling face first into a Port-O-Potty. I'd tell her to "get a room," but she probably couldn't fit through the door. In other words Kelly . . . give me a call. Let's do lunch.

[Flynet]