Rafael Nadal in Formentera, Spain (9/25)
I'm not gay or anything but here's some pics of tennis star Rafael Nadal's ass. Remember guys, if we never speak of this post again, we can pretend it never happened.
[Flynet]
Britney Spears sex tape for sale
Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib is trying to sell a sex tape featuring him and the troubled star. The video was allegedly shot in Mexico earlier this year during the peak of Britney's craziness. A source told the appropriately named BANG Showbiz news agency:
"The video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks Britney to remove the pink wig but she refuses, saying 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'" (Source)
Adnan revealed to Heat magazine:
"There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney." (Source)
Ugh. If I wanted to see a half-naked Britney Spears on all fours in the throes of ecstasy, I'd treat her to a night out at Hometown Buffet. You haven't seen someone in pleasure until you've seen Britney in front of an all-you-can-eat tub of macaroni and cheese. "Ya'll reckon they'll let me get eighths?"
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are newlyweds
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married over the weekend at a remote resort in Vancouver, Canada. The two have been dating for roughly a year and a half. Wedding details courtesy of Us Weekly:
Guests included Scarlett's mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson. Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who had been dating since Spring 2007, announced their engagement on May 5, the day the actress flashed a three-carat diamond ring estimated to be worth about $30,000 at the Met Costume Ball Gala. (Source)
Fellas, it's truly a sad day now that Scarlett is off the market, but take solace in the fact that there's at least one thing we can now look forward to: Pregnancy Boobs. Ryan, I will be severely disappointed in you and your penis if Scarlett's not pregnant by January 1. I can't go through another winter of beating off to the Sears catalog, I just can't.
NOTE: If you're thinking of sending a gift, I recommend pre-paid billable hours for their divorce lawyers.
[Flynet]
Joel and Benji Madden at the Trojan Evolve Party at the Roxy in Boston (9/25)
To answer your question, yes, Joel and Benji Madden did make out shortly after this picture was taken.
[WENN]
Jennifer Aniston bikini pics! (Los Cabos, Mexico - 9/28)
Why does it seem like Jennifer Aniston goes on vacation every other week? Can smothering guys you just met with 40 phone calls a day really be that tiring? I guess so.
NOTE: 25 more Jennifer Aniston bikini pics on PAGE 2 (CLICK HERE)
Heather Locklear's mug shot
Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday afternoon in the wealthy town of Montecito, California on suspicion of driving under the influence of prescription medication. Us Weekly says:
Locklear, 47, was pulled over by California Highway Patrol after a resident reported that she was driving "erratically." Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall told the AP that the responding officer spotted Locklear's car parked on a state highway blocking a lane. "In talking with her, the officer determines that she seems to be under the influence of something," Marshall said. Locklear was taken into custody, tested for drugs and alcohol, booked and released. (Source)
In Locklear's defense, it's crazy how much that state highway looks like a parking lot when you're high on Vicodin and Percocet.
NOTE: Is anybody else as turned on by that mug shot as I am? Dilated pupils are so damn sexy.
Britney Spears at LAX airport (9/28)
+ CBS shows dude's penis during Survivor premiere (NSFWish) [Dlisted]
+ Page Six officially hates blogs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Rachael Leigh Cook: Blonde Bikini Babe [Egotastic!]
+ Lisa Rinna's bikini butterface car wash [Bastardly]
+ Some hot french newscaster minus her bikini top (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Lucy Pinder looking uber-sexy in Zoo [Hollywood Tuna]
+ I heart Rachel Bilson's cute legs [Popoholic]
+ Madonna fined a quarter of a million dollars for breaking curfew [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Katie Holmes gets 'Stone'd [Pink Is The New Blog]
+ Lindsay Lohan needs lesbian fashion advice [CityRag]
+ Tina Fey mocks Sarah Palin again [A Socialite's Life]
+ Jessica Alba is happily getting fat [Yeeeah!]
+ Now everyone can smell like David and Victoria Beckham! [popbytes]
Catrinel Menghia
Romanian supermodel Catrinel Menghia
