Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Rome (9/25)
Justin Timberlake allegedly bought his girlfriend Jessica Biel an engagement ring last week during their vacation in Rome. The staff of "Nicla Boncompagni," a small jewelry store specializing in vintage pieces, claim Timberlake bought a multi-carat diamond engagement ring and diamond encrusted bracelet for Biel. So are they getting married? I don't know. I hope not. Dad always taught me never marry a woman who can bench press more than you. He also taught me that it's OK for a man to wear frilly lingerie around the house . . . and to my Little League games . . . and to parent-teacher conferences . . . did I mention my Dad was insane?
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Audrina Patridge leaving Lauren Conrad's house in Hollywood (9/18)
If you hate anything and everything having to do with The Hills, you may want to skip this story. From the New York Post:
When the blank-faced star of "The Hills," Audrina Patridge , showed up to the Passion for Pink luncheon at a private home in Beverly Hills last week, she was gifted with a $22,000 diamond Igal Haimov watch. Sources said Patridge, not known for her sense of expression, "was speechless." Source)>
Considering what a worthless no-talent Audrina is, she better keep that watch in a safe place. Because three years from now when The Hills has been canceled, her implants begin to leak saline, and the luster on her veneers starts to fade, she's probably going to have to hock that thing for Top Ramen money. Something else I predict she'll be selling in the near future to pay her grocery bills: Her ass.*
*I was gonna say home loans but that's way too embarrassing.
Jennifer Aniston bikini pics! (Los Cabos - 9/29)
That's Jennifer Aniston's ass yesterday during day two of her Mexican vacation. It looks like it's having a great time. Obviously Jennifer must be sticking to bottled water.
Paris Hilton shopping in Beverly Hills (9/29)
+ Katy Perry and her boobs hit up the Dior show in France [Bastardly]
+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ Ali Larter from Heroes gets engaged [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Aubrey O'Day makes out with her dog [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Audrina Patridge is Back in Her Bikini [Egotastic!]
+ First pics of DJ AM since the plane crash [Just Jared]
+ Rachel Bilson makes a cute boy [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Tom and Katie wear super gay matching outfits [Dlisted]
+ Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together [Cele|bitchy]
+ Mila Kunis sizzles in Nylon [Popoholic]
+ Lindsay Lohan really loves her ciggies [A Socialite's Life]
+ Heather Locklear's arrest caught on camera [CityRag]
+ Of course he's not being charged -- he's a celebrity [The Blemish]
Sandra Oh eating lunch in Glendale (9/28)
+ Video of Sarah Palin in a swimsuit competition [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kendra Wilkinson Flashes Her Tits - Just Cuz (NSFW) [Egotastic!]
+ Britney Spears is a Big Apple Womanizer [Just Jared]
+ Jaslene Gonzalez is the Latin Paris Hilton [Lossip]
+ Jennifer Lopez needs to dissapear [F-Listed]
+ Audrina Patridge actually owns a one-piece [Derek Hail]
+ Kim Kardashian cameltoe! [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Sexy UFC ring girl Edith Labelle [Attuworld]
+ Travis Barker released from hospital [ICYDK]
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ME WINEHOUSE! ME ANGRY! ARGHHHHH!
And by "antics" I mean "assault." During the £700-a-ticket "End Of Summer Ball" in London last Thursday, Amy punched 30-year-old Sherene Flash in the face. Sherene's offense? Having the nerve to ask for a picture. A friend told UK tabloid The Sun:
"Sherene asked Amy if she could take a photo. Amy was OK at first, but when Sherene asked if a friend could get in the shot, Amy lashed out. She was getting distressed. There was a lot of grabbing and flashbulbs were going off. She was startled."Amy is also alleged to have struck the official photographer for Thursday night's event. (Source)
If you decide to get close enough to Amy Winehouse to take a picture, you do so at your own risk. Who are these people that don't know she's a crazy, drugged-out bitch? It's like standing next to a lion while on safari and then being surprised when it mauls you. Besides, when you hang out with Amy Winehouse you're not supposed to take pictures, you're supposed to take penicillin.
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer together again?
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are supposedly talking again. And it's all thanks to drunk-dialing! Guess which one of the two has been drowning their sorrows in alcohol since the breakup? HINT: Not John. From the Daily Mail:
The pair, who broke up last month following a summer fling, have enjoyed daily telephone conversations since the actress returned to Los Angeles from a work trip to Mexico last week. It follows a prolonged period in the doldrums for Aniston, 39, who only weeks before the split had undergone lip surgery in an effort to appear more attractive to Mayer, 30.A friend said: "Jennifer reached out to John first. She had a few glasses of wine - then decided to throw caution to the wind and make the first move. John was pleasantly surprised to hear from her. He says they've been in contact pretty much every day since and he's really looking forward to seeing her again soon."
Aniston's penchant for afternoon cocktails is said to have started earlier this year while she worked in Miami on the comedy Marley & Me and began her relationship with Mayer. Since then she has become increasingly withdrawn, choosing to let her hair down behind closed doors, despite occasional public outings which have been largely work related.
The source added: "Jen just needs to be careful about not being so needy and vulnerable when it comes to men. Unfortunately partying tends to bring that side out of her and she's a lot more appealing to John when she parties less." (Source)
The most interesting aspect of this story: Jen had "lip surgery" to impress John. Jesus, could her obsession with Angelina be any more obvious? What's next, turning her uterus into a clown car? In Jen really wants to impress John, she should learn a cool skill like juggling. Seriously, who doesn't love juggling? Commies, that's who.
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Vanessa Williams
Vanessa Williams at the "Women Empowering Women in Fashion, Media, and Music Gala" in New York (9/27)
