I'll eat anything Heidi will let me eat

2 questions:
1) Shouldn't their aprons be dirty if they're "fighting" something.
2) (more of a statement) When I first read the headline, I read it as Speidi and Hencer fight hunger. Not sure why that occurred, but it made me chuckle a little.

Or better yet, like the "Brangelina" thing, we just give them the one name "Speidi". Duh d duh!! Its the amazing Speidi here to fight hunger!!

Ok, I'm an idiot. Here I was thinking I was being all original until I googled "Speidi". Evidently I'm not as brilliant as I thought I was. My apologies to all 3 people who read this site.

if Heidi wants to fight my hunger, cum here and spread those legs

Heidi needs to dump his sorry lame ass. I would so love to give this douchebag a right cross to his fake jaw

I'd rather starve to death than eat anything these two scum sucking, bottom feeding, bland ass, pasty faced fucks, are dishing up!

hope you don't mind a little long blonde hair in your meatloaf

Who wants to bet they they stayed just long enough for the photo Op then bolted like a felon at a prison break.

I think she charges more than 10 bucks for a handjob. But that's all I'd pay her.

Is this all these two do?

All ive ever seen of them is promotional, PR photos of them in the supermarket, at a football game or like here with a huge grin on their faces.

What purpose do these two surve?

Are they actors, singers, business persons, what? I have NO idea who these people are and I dont really care.

I fail to see why we need to have weekly promo-shots of their smiling mugs at parties or while they do the shopping!

Why don't my comments ever show up?

eric:

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Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com