She saw bigger in prison
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She sees bigger when she whips hers out.
When aske on Loveline to talk about weiners and condoms, Martha Stewart made a common mistake and said her favorite condiment was mustard and the perfect size was 12 feet long.
Sure she fit it all in, but look at the yellow fungal residue Paris Hilton left...
OH MY GOD!!! What have you done to Tommy Lee you heartless bitch!!??
With Wall Street in trouble, Martha Stewart is investing in extra long hot dogs.
only if you fold it half
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After her stint in the big house, the producers of the Martha Stewart Show came up with the perfect gift for Martha. Best part is that it's the gift that keeps on giving!
WINNER !!!! 'shenanighans' that's f'in hillarious
Martha shows what she did with Pink's cock after he had it removed
After being released from prison, Martha was asked what she wanted most now that she was a free woman. I don't think that's what she meant when she said "a really big weiner."
Mine is bigger, but without all that yeast
"you can live on it, but it tastes like shit"
martha unveils dog flume
"this is the new edible curtain rod, from the martha stewart collection only at Kmart"
Another 4 of these and we just might have enough for Kirstie Alley's lunch.
You think that's impressive just wait until you see it in my crapper in the morning.
Off camera Lindsay Lohan accepts Martha's gift. A sculpture of Samantha Ronson's Cock.
The Martha Stewart special of "Appropriate presents when your son comes out of the closet"
She only smiles to keep from crying...
That hotdog's obviously not kosher. It hasn't been circumsized.