Kathleen Robertson (Clare on Beverly Hills, 90210) holding the new Celebslam logo
So I went to the Emmys last night in L.A. (I don't know if you got the memo but I'm a huge star now). Everything was going well until about halfway through when my camera battery died. Well thank god I have this handy backup battery. Oops, left it at home. Kill self? Anyways, my observations:
Heidi Klum: Not as good a kisser as everyone makes her out to be.
Hayden Panettiere: Her boobs definitely look real but feel fake. Very strange.
Teri Hatcher: Staring directly at her face will not -- I repeat, will not -- turn you into stone.
Lauren Conrad: Ummm, why are you here?
I'll be posting the few pics I managed to take through the rest of the day.
Keith Powell from 30 Rock
Hayden has pecs, not breasts. Wierd little weight lifting midget.
who the feck watched the emmy's?
That's awesome you got to go to the Emmy's! There's probably a good chance that while you were talking to Kathleen Robertson, I was masturbating to her!!! Same goes for Keith Powell.
yeah me too keith powell is fuckin hot. i would do him anyday