Angelina Jolie is stressed out
The stress of dealing with two newborn babies is killing Angelina Jolie. After collapsing twice recently, the actress and mother of six was diagnosed with exhaustion by doctors. A source told UK tabloid Now:
"She's in tears up to three times a day and so tired that Brad's found her collapsed asleep in the bath twice. She's been working around the clock, breast-feeding the babies and trying to get them to sleep. But as soon as one of them drops off, the other wakes up for another feed. She's also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor says that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy." (Source)
Is anyone surprised Angelina's passed out twice recently? Turning your vadge into a makeshift clown car and house into an orphanage is probably exhausting! If Angelina continues to find that she's not reaching her necessary daily intake of calories, there is one proven weightgain technique that always seems to work: swallowing. Just ask THIS guy.
Boo freaking Who.
She should of stuck to getting inked and doing the nasty....
Oh come on, like she doesn't have an army of nannies.
She wanted a house full of rugrats, so now she will just have to deal with it....Maybe she could get preggers again, thats a sure way to gain a few pounds..besides, didn't brad say they would have a couple more within a year...why isn't he at home helping the little woman?????
She should run for Vice President. That seems to require no attention to your newborn whatsoever.
Baldrick, If a dude had a newborn and was running, you wouldn't even mention it. Double standard.
She seemed to think it was a joke collecting all those kids. Kids are hard work. Now that she has made all that money off them, the least she can do is get used to it. Serves her right for being a home wrecker. This is Karma. 2 months without seeing her, it must be really serious. Let her send back some to the orphanages and send money there. If the kitchen is too hot, get out.
Hopefully the stress kills her and we get rid of her.
Oh, pfft!!!!!! She DOTES after her adopted "brown" babies and IGNORES her biological children. Seriously... how often do you see baby Shiloh w/ them? Nah. The nannies are raising these bastards. Homewrecker Angelina and castrated wimp Brad are tired from schmoozing their adopted kids. *That's* the reality of the Jolie-Pitt household. It's sad, really.
And the evidence is all around. Look at Brad and the kids in Vienna smiling and waving at people. They are obviously in shock. I heard from an inside source (sorry, I can't say who) that Brad farted in bed and that was what tipped Angie over the edge. And what with those hugely popular and highly respected, power comedians, Joan Rivers and Rosanne Bar slamming Angie her world then just completely crumbled. My informant has also told me he/she has seen her afterwards with, Marriane Pearl and Jeffrey Sachs getting drunk together wailing and sobbing about how unfair the world is while the babies cried still wearing their day old dirty diapers. I tell ya, she's losing it.
This story looks a bit recycled. I've read quite a few stress stories butthere is never any proof
From your lips to God's ears, Kyla...
That's what happens when you start collecting children like baseball cards.
Id have some sympathy for the women except...
...she doesnt need to work, has millions in the bank to support her, the kids and the hubby so why doesnt she just stop working and stay home with the little bliters and look after them...
...after all, she is the one who insists on adopting a new one every 2 months! This is what she gets for adopting so many kids, without actually thinking about whether her life style would suit it.
I feel sorry for the kids, not her!
Its not like shes a northern house wife, living off the dole, with virtually no income, who has to work to keep the food coming in!!!
Nannies and c-sections... how to fool yourself into thinking you can control live or not be impacted by having a house with 6 children. Personally, if this woman dropped off the face of the earth, I would be thrilled. Meanwhile, Brad is carrying Zahara around and one has to ask: why the hell is Z's pants 5 inches too long for her legs?
Didn's she once say she was a heroine user? Or cokehead? I bet she still is and that's why she's always passing out and losing wieght. That stuff is hard kick!!
What, did she think it was going to be a trip to Disneyland? Serves the homewrecking tramp right. I hope J.A. is laughing her ass off!
AJ's bio states that she's admittedly had "emotional" problems her entire life, hence the cutting, to remind herself she is alive.... now i think papa Voight was right; AJ does seriously need some help. Her psycho side is showing, and it's not pretty! She and BP did one another no favors by hooking up, during the three/four years they've been together, both have gotten so OLD looking, and so WORN OUT. Sex appeal?...maybe to one another still, who knows what black leather in the dark does for their sex lives, but for the general public?...nah. BP dresses like a clown these days, has huge bags under his eyes, thinning hair. AJ looks messy, greasy, and bone - picker skinney. KARMA Enjoy your laugh Jen!!
What to get, for Christmas, for the couple that has everything, I hear a bar of soap. Reports from one housekeeper that the two of them were slobs and that she rarely bathed. Jolie once bragged that there was not an inch of her body that Billy Bob hadn't touch, well guess what Brad has one up on him, the C-section scars.
If this type of child rearing is what Soccer Mothers and Goal Post fathers think is remarkable, I am so glad I decided to remain childless. They look like a home school group from a Third World Country.