
Amy Winehouse knows she's ugly
She's ugly. Damn ugly. So ugly in fact that she skipped out on a 25th birthday party her friends threw for her over the weekend in London. From UK tabloid The Sun:
Three cabs were called to the star's house in Camden, North London. Two were sent away before [Amy's best friend Remi Nicole] Remi had enough and took the third home after three hours trying to get Amy out. Her 15 guests were then left to eat her guitar-shaped cake without ever seeing her.A pal said: "Amy was standing in front of the mirror telling everyone how rough she looked. Unfortunately her lifestyle has had a major affect on her appearance and it's only just started to sink in. She kept saying she was ugly and was in an awful state. They couldn't get her out. Remi had organised the night and made a huge effort. They had a huge row. Amy can be very selfish — there was no convincing her and she ruined the night for everyone, including herself." (Source)
Amy's just now realized how crappy she looks? There are only three possible ways Amy could have gone this long without noticing how haggard she's become. 1. She's been in such a drug induced haze she couldn't see clearly, 2. She doesn't have an internet connection, and 3. She doesn't have any mirrors in her house . . . because she's used all of them to snort coke off of.













HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA she just realized HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what she looks like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She has the virus that causes AIDS. It's the worst kept secret in London. The lesions are becoming more apparent.
Amy Winehouse looks like (goddammit i'll bite you!)
She is ugly as fuck!!