Shia Labeouf has no game
Shia LaBeouf claims he has a tough time getting laid. Poor guy, I had that same problem in fourth grade. Shia should try growing a thicker mustache like I did. It almost wasn't even fair after that. The actor told the August issue of Details magazine:
"I'm enjoying myself. But I'm not great with women, dude. I'm not a closer. I can chat all night long, but I'm not the guy who goes, 'Okay, back to my room.' I've never been that way. It's not my presence, I just can't do it. But it's not been a priority of mine for a while." (Source)
Of course the guy can't get laid, he looks like the love child of Screech and Urkel. Another reason: he was in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I'm amazed the guy even shows his face in public after that. Seriously though, Shia's a famous multi-millionaire. What's his problem? When picking up on chicks, there's always been one tried and true way rich guys do it: take her on a date . . . to the ATM.
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Its possible his equipment is broke. He's carrying around ginsing tea, which I understand is helpful in these cases.
Well he can give me a call then. I can't believe that he has a problem with the ladies. And Arizona tea tastes good... maybe thats why he is drinking it.
That's because he hasn't found the right guy yet.
yeah, right. he might not be using his left hand much, but i'm pretty sure this guy doesn't have a hard time finding bed buddies.
first celeb i've seen walking around with a knife in his pocket, i guess he's taken care of security himself.
wow uhhh i could help him out with that.
OMG WHATEVER HATERS....I FREEKN LOVE THAT TEA!!:D
AND I LOVE IM TO..ITS NICE TO SEE A GUY THAT ISNT A PLAYER OR DOESNT JUST HAVE SEX ON HIS MIND...IM GLAD HE CAN CHAT...BUT HES FINE AND HE CAN GET ANY GIRL HE WANTS;]
i would let him do me anytime. he is so sexy
hi i think that u are a gift from God
Just cause you're a multi-millionare (and unbelieveably hot) doesn't mean you have all the confidence in the world. It's pretty easy to chat all night long, but it takes major balls to put yourself out there and try and take that woman home. Women can be brutal!
Seems to me he's just a normal guy with normal insecurities!! Besides he'd probably wake up to find it all over the tabloids "My night with Shia"!!
Anybody else notice his hand in one of those pics?? I knew it was nasty accident, but man that is hand is f#*ked!!
Send him my way and I'll kiss it better :)
I LOVE SHIA LABEOF HE IS SO SEXY
Shia LaBeouf is by far the hottest guy in the world. He is so sexy, his presence is just relaxing. I would do him in a heartbeat and I don't say that about anyone but he is an exception, even if he was just some average joe on the street he would still be the sexiest man alive.
I think he is just focused on his career and music and he isn't some man whore. If he wants it he can get it.
Ok shia labeouf is so sexy (:
For real he's respectable and easy girls don't go for guys like that.
Seriously he's the sexiest guy alive.
Omg nobody knows how much i lalala love him.
He's an amazing actor and is hilarious.
Omggg antime he wants to get laid.
Come to my house (: