I want to hit her so bad

Paris Hilton is not happy that John McCain used her image in an ad released earlier this week in which he referred to Barack Obama as the biggest celebrity in the world. Her rep told People:

"Miss Hilton was neither asked, nor did she give permission, for the use of her likeness in the ad, and has no further comment." (Source)

She's kidding, right? "Paris, honey, I want to use your image in one of them moving picture advertisements -- 'talkies' I think the kids are calling 'em nowadays -- in which I accuse Barack Obama of being a celebrity. Pretty much the entire country is gonna be talking about you for the next week." Do you really think Paris would say no to that? Her head would literally explode in delight.

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