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Mini-Me suing ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider

Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me is suing his ex-girlfriend and sex tape partner Ranae Shrider, claiming the 22-year-old beat the hell out of him. In official terms, Troyer is accusing Shrider of "intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery." The little guy's lawyer, Ed McPherson, told TMZ:

"When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."

In the lawsuit, Troyer basically says the chick terrorized him, once picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block the door, and then throwing him to the floor Troyer claims his damages from all that Schrider did to him exceed $20 million. (Source)

Good luck to Verne getting any of that $20 million from his ex. That chick was so broke, she was willing to sell a video of herself getting violated by a fetus. At this point, Verne would have better luck getting money out of an IndyMac bank. If Verne really wants to make millions of dollars, there's only one way other no-talents in Hollywood are doing it these days: getting pregnant.

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