"Oh yeah, take it bitch."
Jennifer Love Hewitt wishes she had more time naked in her youth, before she was blessed with them massive child bearin' hips of hers. She told Health magazine:
"I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I so wish I had listened to my mom and grandma when I was 18 and would complain about some little tiny bump or feeling bloated. I used to scoff and say, 'No, I feel fat today!' Now the joke's on me." (Source)
Let this be a lesson to all of you guys out there: Don't put a ring on your chick's finger! Because the second you do, it's like turning on a faucet of fat. And that faucet can't be turned off until you sign the divorce papers. At which point she'll become hot again, just in time to bang your best friend. Has anyone seen my shrink?
[Flynet]
Ah, now I understand the frumpy shirt. Jennifer might be wearing a "special belt" under that thing.
She is STILL sexier than hell!!
Don't listen to the Critics Jen, and I'm one, you're one of the sexiest babes that ever walked the face of the earth. Most of those who comment on you are typical American lard buckets who get out of breath squeezing themselves into their xxxxlarge jeans, you rock jen, they just wobble