When epic foreheads collide

Yesterday Jennifer Garner finally confirmed that she's been knocked up by Ben Affleck in another attempt to get the lauded Nobel Prize for "child with biggest forehead." From the New York Post:

"When asked by a USA Today reporter about her upcoming projects, Jen pointed at her bulging bump and said, "This."

She then went on to joke, "Oh, I'm not pregnant. I just had a lot of carbs for breakfast. It's just — what do they call it — a breakfast pouch?""

She could spend the rest of her life pregnant but the "bulging bump" she's known for is that monstrosity sitting between her eyebrows and hair. If the sun hit it at the right angle she'd be able to flag down planes and pick up XM radio. Does that thing get HD?