Jenna confusing her finger with another woman's labia

Don't think People magazine is gonna be dropping $15 million for these baby pics. Jenna Jameson, former hardcore porn star turned, ahem, "model," is pregnant. A source told the New York Post:

"She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything. She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." (Source)

Of course this happened. Tito's sperm didn't have the roadblock 62,867 other men did. Of course I mean Jenna's colon. Considering the size of his head, it's no wonder he decided to impregnate her -- she's the only one whose vadge was big enough to give birth to his kid. In all seriousness, this conception is just as miraculous as the Virgin Mary's. Especially when you consider Jenna's uterus is more beat up than a Toyota executive visiting Detroit.

NOTE: This isn't the first time Jenna's stomach has become swollen from too much semen. Of course, it is the first time it's happened vaginally

[WENN]