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I don't know what's more surprising about this story. The fact that the pilot didn't immediately crash the private jet once he saw Janice Dickinson's boobs or the fact that Janice Dickinson actually talked her way onto a private jet. From the New York Post:

Janice Dickinson sure knows how to distract a pilot. The so-called original supermodel was on a recent private NetJets flight from LA to NY when she strolled into the cockpit and flashed the pilot, said a source. "She just went in and did a little shimmy and walked out," said the source. (Source)

The real mastermind behind 9/11: Janice Dickinson. The only explanation for this story is that Janice was trying to commit suicide. Why else would she possibly want to blind the pilot? Now that I think of it though, I suppose Janice wasn't really that worried about the plane crashing . . . since her skin is made of the same material as the black box.

[WENN]