NOTE: For the first time in like three years, I'm taking a vacation. I'll be in Beijing all week. I'm posting new stuff as much as possible, as well as mixing in some classic posts and some new features (The Daily Bikini). Normal posting will resume next Monday. Peace!
ORIGINAL POST: October 11, 2006
Scarlett Johansson Haiku
Scarlett Johansson is turning into one of the preachy Hollywood bitches everyone despises:
“I get tested for HIV twice a year,” she says. “One has to be socially aware. It’s part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It’s just disgusting behavior when people don’t. It’s so irresponsible.”
Scarlett Johansson talking sex? I feel compelled to write a haiku:
Scarlett Johansson
Your mouth distracts from your boobs
Solution? Shut up
I respect that! It is important. Nasty hoes passin around the crotch rot? Not cool.
she said this about 2 yrs ago. she got a lot of heat for it and shes already addressed it in other interviews.
old news