ORIGINAL POST: August 18, 2006
Paris Hilton shoots and scores
In June of this year Paris Hilton attended the MuchMusic Video Awards (sorta like the Canadian MTV). Apparently she caused quite a stir, hooking up with NHL Goalie/Soon-to-be-Herpes-Spokesman Jose Theodore:
Theodore, now with the Colorado Avalanche and the new father of a three-month-old baby girl, escorted the hotel heiress to the MuchMusic Video Awards.They were later seen in a passionate embrace at a restaurant and partied the night away at a club.
According to a devoted reader of this site, Paris and Thedore did a little bit more than “embrace”:
On the lighter note my friend was at the MMVA awards in Toronto (Canada, EH??) & saw Paris, the big skankoid getting it on with some stupid hockey guy at the after party. The dude had his hand up her so called dress. So now we over here are terrified of catching some type of STD or adopting her stray pets.
Now that submission comes from an anonymous emailer who heard it from a friend so it’s a pretty damn rock-solid piece of gossip if you ask me.
On a serious note, let’s stop with the Paris-bashing. She’s a human being, too. Hey…how did every word of that last sentence get linked?
Paris Hilton shoots and scores
In June of this year Paris Hilton attended the MuchMusic Video Awards (sorta like the Canadian MTV). Apparently she caused quite a stir, hooking up with NHL Goalie/Soon-to-be-Herpes-Spokesman Jose Theodore:
Theodore, now with the Colorado Avalanche and the new father of a three-month-old baby girl, escorted the hotel heiress to the MuchMusic Video Awards.They were later seen in a passionate embrace at a restaurant and partied the night away at a club.
According to a devoted reader of this site, Paris and Thedore did a little bit more than “embrace”:
On the lighter note my friend was at the MMVA awards in Toronto (Canada, EH??) & saw Paris, the big skankoid getting it on with some stupid hockey guy at the after party. The dude had his hand up her so called dress. So now we over here are terrified of catching some type of STD or adopting her stray pets.
Now that submission comes from an anonymous emailer who heard it from a friend so it’s a pretty damn rock-solid piece of gossip if you ask me.
On a serious note, let’s stop with the Paris-bashing. She’s a human being, too. Hey…how did every word of that last sentence get linked?
Paris Hilton shoots and scores
In June of this year Paris Hilton attended the MuchMusic Video Awards (sorta like the Canadian MTV). Apparently she caused quite a stir, hooking up with NHL Goalie/Soon-to-be-Herpes-Spokesman Jose Theodore:
Theodore, now with the Colorado Avalanche and the new father of a three-month-old baby girl, escorted the hotel heiress to the MuchMusic Video Awards.They were later seen in a passionate embrace at a restaurant and partied the night away at a club.
According to a devoted reader of this site, Paris and Thedore did a little bit more than “embrace”:
On the lighter note my friend was at the MMVA awards in Toronto (Canada, EH??) & saw Paris, the big skankoid getting it on with some stupid hockey guy at the after party. The dude had his hand up her so called dress. So now we over here are terrified of catching some type of STD or adopting her stray pets.
Now that submission comes from an anonymous emailer who heard it from a friend so it’s a pretty damn rock-solid piece of gossip if you ask me.
On a serious note, let’s stop with the Paris-bashing. She’s a human being, too. Hey…how did every word of that last sentence get linked?
Paris Hilton shoots and scores
In June of this year Paris Hilton attended the MuchMusic Video Awards (sorta like the Canadian MTV). Apparently she caused quite a stir, hooking up with NHL Goalie/Soon-to-be-Herpes-Spokesman Jose Theodore:
Theodore, now with the Colorado Avalanche and the new father of a three-month-old baby girl, escorted the hotel heiress to the MuchMusic Video Awards.They were later seen in a passionate embrace at a restaurant and partied the night away at a club.
According to a devoted reader of this site, Paris and Thedore did a little bit more than “embrace”:
On the lighter note my friend was at the MMVA awards in Toronto (Canada, EH??) & saw Paris, the big skankoid getting it on with some stupid hockey guy at the after party. The dude had his hand up her so called dress. So now we over here are terrified of catching some type of STD or adopting her stray pets.
Now that submission comes from an anonymous emailer who heard it from a friend so it’s a pretty damn rock-solid piece of gossip if you ask me.
On a serious note, let’s stop with the Paris-bashing. She’s a human being, too. Hey…how did every word of that last sentence get linked?
Paris Hilton shoots and scores
In June of this year Paris Hilton attended the MuchMusic Video Awards (sorta like the Canadian MTV). Apparently she caused quite a stir, hooking up with NHL Goalie/Soon-to-be-Herpes-Spokesman Jose Theodore:
Theodore, now with the Colorado Avalanche and the new father of a three-month-old baby girl, escorted the hotel heiress to the MuchMusic Video Awards.They were later seen in a passionate embrace at a restaurant and partied the night away at a club.
According to a devoted reader of this site, Paris and Thedore did a little bit more than “embrace”:
On the lighter note my friend was at the MMVA awards in Toronto (Canada, EH??) & saw Paris, the big skankoid getting it on with some stupid hockey guy at the after party. The dude had his hand up her so called dress. So now we over here are terrified of catching some type of STD or adopting her stray pets.
Now that submission comes from an anonymous emailer who heard it from a friend so it’s a pretty damn rock-solid piece of gossip if you ask me.
On a serious note, let’s stop with the Paris-bashing. She’s a human being, too. Hey…how did every word of that last sentence get linked?
Paris Hilton shoots and scores
In June of this year Paris Hilton attended the MuchMusic Video Awards (sorta like the Canadian MTV). Apparently she caused quite a stir, hooking up with NHL Goalie/Soon-to-be-Herpes-Spokesman Jose Theodore:
Theodore, now with the Colorado Avalanche and the new father of a three-month-old baby girl, escorted the hotel heiress to the MuchMusic Video Awards.They were later seen in a passionate embrace at a restaurant and partied the night away at a club.
According to a devoted reader of this site, Paris and Thedore did a little bit more than “embrace”:
On the lighter note my friend was at the MMVA awards in Toronto (Canada, EH??) & saw Paris, the big skankoid getting it on with some stupid hockey guy at the after party. The dude had his hand up her so called dress. So now we over here are terrified of catching some type of STD or adopting her stray pets.
Now that submission comes from an anonymous emailer who heard it from a friend so it’s a pretty damn rock-solid piece of gossip if you ask me.
On a serious note, let’s stop with the Paris-bashing. She’s a human being, too. Hey…how did every word of that last sentence get linked?
best post ever!! i´m still laughing.