ORIGINAL POST: February 13, 2007

Joe Francis kisses and tells

Joe Francis gave an exclusive interview to the UK tabloid News of the World over the weekend. Francis talked about his childhood, his influence on America, and his insecurities . . . kidding -- he mainly talked about nailing a bunch of celebrities.

Regarding Paris Hilton:

“Me and Paris had sex in every place you can imagine, in every corner of the world. One time we felt horny while on my plane—so we popped into the bathroom for fast, furious sex on the sink. She loved being filmed during sex. too. There must be hours of footage. The touch of a woman’s body also drove her crazy. I watched it—what man wouldn’t give his right arm for that?”

Regarding Kimberly Stewart:

“Regarding the bedroom, Kimberly is without doubt the best sex ever — she’s wild.”

Regarding Lindsay Lohan:

“Paris was better than her at oral sex. But I love Lindsay and she’s a very, very close friend. Right now I’m a shoulder to cry on during a tough time.”

And finally, regarding Tara Reid:

“Tara just lay there — she didn’t move a muscle! I might as well have been in bed alone.” (Source)

I’m stunned, really. There’s no other way to put it. No, no, no -- not about Joe Francis banging all these famous chicks, but the fact that he has a freaking jet. A jet! I used powdered milk for my cereal this morning and this douche bag has his own jet. It’s gonna take a lot of counseling for me to get over this one. Is it considered bad taste to bring a sleeping bag to your therapist’s office? God I hope not.

[INFDaily.com]