NOTE: For the first time in like three years, I'm taking a vacation. I'll be in Beijing all week. I'm posting new stuff as much as possible, as well as mixing in some classic posts and some new features (The Daily Bikini). Normal posting will resume next Monday. Peace!
ORIGINAL POST: September 21, 2007
Britney Spears heading to France?
Is Britney Spears heading to France? A French book was seen in the back seat of her car earlier this week and she was seen practicing the language a day later. The book’s a joke, right? It’s probably hollowed out and filled with M&Ms and gummi bears. The only French Britney knows is fries and even then it took her a few years to figure those out. “Wait a minute, these food sticks used to be taters? . . . you take yer' black magic food somewhere else thank you very much.”
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