The first bike Paris Hilton has ever owned that had a seat
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive a poster from the new film Tropic Thunder signed by stars Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux.
Second place to receive a Tropic Thunder poster signed by Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux. Check out the Tropic Thunder site HERE.
UPDATE: letting this contest run another week since the prize is decent
Winner: Congratulations to this week's winner 8 inches:
Having had Paris sit on it, of course the bicycle seat has flames. It’s burning!
Second Place: Congratulations to the second place winner Brian:
I didn’t realize that Paris was capable of riding something that didn’t have a pulse. What happened? Was the Sybian in the shop?
Check back this Friday for new contest.
Learn from the bicycle seat: If Paris Hilton is riding you, wear a condom.
I'm a pretty, pretty princess. And thats hawt!
Well, duh! Of coarse I know how to start this thingy.
I just blew D-Bo and now this is "MY BIKE PUNK"!!
Paris is like the village bicycle. Everyone gets a ride.
She got the bike and Pee Wee Herman got herpes...does that sound like a fair trade...?
The Paris Hilton edition Schwinn: This bike SUX!!
Paris Hilton shows off the new Lohan edition Firecrotch Schwinn, designed by Brandon Davis.
Even though this bike is old, it still hasn't given as many rides....
or
See how they fixed up this old, well ridden bike and made it pretty again?...hmmmmm... I wonder......
Paris Hilton showing off her new court ordered transportation after losing her license again for DUI
Paris Hilton declined to comment when ask " how long have you been pedaling Pussy " She just rode away after a pap gave her a lil push start.
You like? Just got my training wheels off.
Which one are you supposed to ride home?
Paris Hilton has come up with a new way to give paparazzi an up-skirt shot: Getting out of a car in a dress is out, riding a bike in a dress is in.
I didn't realize that Paris was capable of riding something that didn't have a pulse. What happened? Was the Sybian in the shop?
Paris:
After getting 172 DYI tickets I decided to buy I bicycle. Its HOTTT and I can park it in my vagina too. Did I mention that its HOTTT???
Jeopardy Answer: Not usually associated with any sentence that includes the words Paris and ride. Jeopardy Question: What is a bicycle?
Jury is still out on which one has been ridden more......
"So who's the idiot now? I got this environmentally friendly Harley Davidson for a 50 per cent discount - just $200,000."
or
Paris Hilton - alway finding new ways to peddle her own ass.
"Who wants a ride?....me first and I'm on top!"
To pedal my bike is to peddle me! Hot!
Paris....continues peddling her ass all over town.
Two village bicycles, two cheap rides.
Even the bike insists Paris wear protection before riding. Bike herpes are fatal.
Normally someone is grabbing my handle bars
Does that seat come with a can of pam and a spatula.
DON'T TOUCH MY HANDLEBARS!
they go deeper than anythings else has before.
Having had Paris sit on it, of course the bicycle seat has flames. It's burning!
Paris had to push her bike home after she was unable to find the ignition switch.
The Town Bicycle
"Oh hey, it's Paris Hilt... Ah, fck, I just got crabs.". As overheard from the guy in the background.
It's now official: Paris Hilton has ridden everything in Hollywood
Mommy Mommy someone stole my stabilizers
Next to Paris that bike is looking a little fat, it may need to skip a meal.
Silly girl, dosent she know peddling pussy is illegal.
"The rules were explicit....you shouldn't ride in a CAR without underwear on"
"No. No, Niki. We can't ride THIS at the same time"
"This thing can carry a month's worth of groceries!"
"I am looking for a HOT guy to read the directions to me"
Bunny-hop and full pike was ALL I needed to hear!
Gotta push it, Damn seat slides too deep in.
It's pronounced bike, not dyke, stupid.
The bike is taking a town whore for a ride.
I gave Santa Claus a blow job and all he gave me for Christmas was this stupid bike.
Joe Francis: "I wanted to videotape you riding a DYKE...not a bike."
I'm riding a bike, not a dyke.. i'm not lindsey lohan ya know.
No longer accidental, the "potential upskirt" shot is taken to a new level of ovbious.
this bike was used in ET movie and that makes her horney
The search is over! Paris Hilton is photographed here with the winner of her "New BFF" Contest: Kate Hudson
No, I've never ridden a bike before but I'm sure all of my "other riding" experiences will help keep this thing up!
The flames on the seat of this bike portray the burning sensation you would get if you rode Paris herself.