If Madonna was made of sugar, she'd be dead by now
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Obama - Yes We Koran:
That’s a scale in the background…and it reads in stones!
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[WENN]
They say this growth isn't cancerous, but it won't go away.
That's a brilliant diguise Guy
Has there ever been a worse transition...from A-Rod to this fat twat waffle?
I'm poising with Michael Moore for publicity. My career must be over.
"He told me that I can have shirt, If I posed with him It will make a great table cloth"
"Twenty years ago, you would've captioned a photo of Madonna standing next to a fat bastard with 'Beauty and the Beast'. These days, it's more like, 'A Fat Bastard and the Beast'."
Sea what I did there?
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!
Madonna promoting "Save the Whales"!
Even Madonna couldn't bench press that fat load of shit.
That's a scale in the background...and it reads in stones!
Madonna is back together with Sean Penn...only its not 1988 its 2008...
"Oh this Traverse City heat is soo turning me on.. I think i'll put it in your butt later tonight honey"
I want my baby back baby back ribs
If Madonna would have eaten Michael Moore's ham sandwich, they'd both be alive today. (Get it? Classic Karen Carpenter / Mama Cass joke. No? Too soon? Well, fuck you anyway.)
HEY LOOK!!! IT'S THE NUMBER 10!!!
Michael Moore sperminated by Madonna
Did somebody finally airbrush Madonna?
David and Goliath, but which one is which?
Madonna has joined the "Save the Whales" movment
To Michael Moore, Madonna is considered Bite-sized
This is the last thing Luke Skywalker saw before he fell into the Rancor's dungeon.
How Madonna and A-Rod spent their precious time together:
A-Rod: "Honey it's hot in here"
adonna: "Shhh you just have to stay in there a little longer"
A-Rod: "Why do I have to wear this idiotic Michael Moore suit anyway?"
adonna: "So I can spend time with you. I mean please, like I would ever go out with him. This way Guy will never find out.....uh uh no touching, gotta stay in character."
A-Rod: "Mmmmmm Donut"
After Alex Rodriguez, Madonna has tried the opposite and moved on to having an affair with a Sasquatch.
Hey A-Rod, coming to the party tonight?
With Madonna's recent exercise habits, she could easily do two sets of ten with him.
Madonna was so happy she half-smiled once finding out Moore signed on for the latest flick "Harry and the Kabbalahists"
After successful surgery to join themselves into one super being, Michael Madonna are out promoting their new Rockumentary, "Fuck a Republican: Kabbalah Style".
Who wants Arod when they can have a fat man who bleeds GRAVY!!!
It's no longer just kids as Madonna adopts a homeless guy!
Madonna on her way out of a clinic that surprisingly doesn't treat STDs gets good news that her growth can be removed.
Congrats to the winner! I had to look up weight in stones to find out 80 stones = 1120 lbs..
madonna is hot