"Neeeeeeeeeext!"
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Nathan:
"First one to find my hamster gets a handjob!"
Check back this Friday for new contest.
Now serving number 34!
You think I have cocaine up WHERE?
You don't have permission to touch my boobs.... JUST WATCH
Contrary to popular belief this position DOES NOT cure STDs.
This will get me a new reality show for sure!
I neeed another SHOT OF LOVE..but this time.. back there!
"First one to find my hamster gets a handjob!"
OOPS...PLEASE TELL ME THAT FARTS HAVE LUMPS!
I'm ready for my date!
$20 I love you long time.. $50 I love you alll niight long!
One tequila, Two tequila, Three Tequila, Whore!
The 2008 Nissan Whore Magnet.
Assume the position? Sorry, I only like guys. Oh.... nevermind.
The Winner should be: Brock1978
Who wants a SHIT of Tequila?
Fill 'er up.
Tila's most photographed ASSet's.
Can you see my balls from this angle?
lol @ Steve
I was never reared as a child.
See? Even skinny girls get cellulite.
I'm an attention whore...LOOK AT MY TITS!
I know I have talent somewhere.....take a look, is it up there?
"I'm sorry, Mr. parking attendant. I forgot my wallet, maybe we can figure another way to pay my tab?"
Oh Shit, I locked my tits in the car again!
The police were called to Hollywood to investigate a call they got about health scare. When they arrived on the scene they realised it was just another bi reality tv star. They could not frisk her until the Hazmat crew showed up.
"This will get me a part in your movie, right?"
Much to everyone's dismay, Tila steps out of the path of the speeding car right before impact...
"can you help me find my keys? i put them there for safe keeping."
"Can you help me push this door open?"
A shot of Tequila...and penicillin.
Next on COPS - Celebrity edition....
Hit'er in the shiter so you don't forgt'er