Raise your hand if you're shameless

And you thought accusing ex-husband Charlie Sheen of molestation was bad enough? Now Denise wants to hook up with ex-flame Richie Sambora to boost the ratings of her fledgling reality show. This woman has no shame. From Mike Walker at the National Enquirer:

Now don't drop dead from surprise, but the booze-challenged rocker won't even take her calls. Insiders say Denise started phoning and texting Richie nonstop, begging him to rekindle their romance, and he talked to her patiently at first – telling her he's just not interested, and has a new relationship cooking. Denise, refusing to take "NO!" for an answer, told pals she's furious at Richie – yet won't stop phone/text-stalking! (Source)

Why is Denise so in'fat'uated with this guy? He's a missed house payment away from having to appear in one of those infomercials selling swampland with the Ponch. The only explanation I can come up with is that either Richie's swinging some major lumber, or he can lick his own eyebrows. Either way, can you blame the guy for turning Denise down? Hanging out with her has got to be like riding a rollercoaster: sometimes you feel a little nauseous, and other times your ears just bleed.

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