Angelina Jolie wants to adopt a baby from China

Angelina wants an earthquake orphan

Angelina Jolie already wants to adopt another kid. Of course she does. It's been nearly three weeks since she last gave birth. This time Angelina wants to save China. A source told Britain's Star magazine:

"Angelina is devastated over the earthquake that occurred in China in May. She has been in constant touch with relief workers as part of her UN involvement, and even got her hands on photos of a few orphaned kids. She's made overtures offering a home to one earthquake orphan, or even two if they are siblings." (Source)

You know what'd be really funny? If it turned out that Angelina Jolie wasn't kind-hearted at all but was really running a sweat shop in her basement. The only reason she's adopting these kids is because she needs their tiny hands to sew the buttons into her new line of women's wear she's releasing this fall. Besides the whole forced child labor thing, you gotta admit that would be pretty hilarious.

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This woman suffers from STW Syndrome and she needs to get some help. (Save The World Syndrome can be deadly if goes untreated)

Good Lord. These aren't baseball cards we are talking about. They're children. She needs to stop it with this.

More like INUL syndrome - "I need unconditional love" collecting babies like some lonely old woman collect cats.

I think its awesome that shes doing this, because when you think about it, even if she has 60 kids, they all would have a much better home than they would of. They have so much money and people should be grateful hat they are in a position to do this.

She's adopting orphans, people! It's all good.

But these kids have no solid, stable enviroment. Every other week they are flying all over the globe. It's sad, their only friends seem to be one another.

More than that.. how can she possibly give these children the love, care and attention that they deserve? How can she go off and adopt a child THREE WEEKS after her own was born? It's celebrity gone absolutely mad. These kids will grow up either spoilt rotten or with some serious abandonment issues.

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