Archive: August, 2008

Daniella Sarahyba

Brazilian model Daniella Sarahyba

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Sienna Miller flipping off paparazzi in London (8/29)

+ Lo from The Hills is drunk, see through [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Mena Suvari Nude Sex Scene from Stuck [Egotastic!]
+ Michael Phelps went to Disney World [Just Jared]
+ Kim K. wants to get rid of her fat ass [F-Listed]
+ Kevin Spacey is totally gay [The Blemish]

+ And the hottest reality star is . . . [Attuworld]
+ Michael Jackson turns the big 5-0 [Cele|bitchy]
+ Louise Glover shoots pool . . . topless [Horny Oyster]
+ Lindsay Lohan’s uncle jailed [ICYDK]

[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline]

Molly Sims has a nice house

Molly Sims’ house in the Hollywood. If you like it, it’s listed $2.99 million. (11 more pics on PAGE 2)

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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Lindsay and her dad during better times

I love celebrity family feuds. Michael Lohan responded late yesterday to his daughter Lindsay’s response about him criticizing her leech girlfriend Samantha Ronson. In an interview with E! on Wednesday, Michael claimed Samantha is “using” Lindsay and planning to writing a tell-all book. Both Sam and Lindsay took their repsective MySpace pages to blast Michael yesterday. Here’s his response to their response:

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

“I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay … Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That’s what Dina told me. I’m reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent. I don’t give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she’s going to turn around to me and tell me, ‘Daddy, you were right.’” (Source)

Something tells me Michael’s not getting that house, car, boat, timeshare, country club membership, motorcycle, 2-week-vacation to Hawaii, RV, diamond watch, and big-screen TV he asked Lindsay to get him for Christmas.

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum leaving Bristol Farms grocery store in West Hollywood (8/28)

[WENN]

Mischa Barton bikini pics!

Mischa Barton in St. Tropez, France (6/2005)

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Ashlee Simpson gained too much weight

Ashlee Simpson was left devastated after a recent doctor’s appointment when she was told she’s gained too much weight during her pregnancy. The singer’s been stocking up on size zero jeans to help motivate her to lose the baby weight after she gives birth. A source told Star:

“Ashlee broke down in tears at a doctor’s appointment in early August when she found out she’s gained more weight than is considered in the healthy range . . . She can’t wear [the jeans] now, but she hopes it will give her the incentive to watch what she eats.” (Source)

There’s only one diet secret guaranteed to help Ashlee immediately lose her unwanted pounds. It’s as effective as it is painful. Of course I’m talking about an “accidental” fall down the stairs. Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists!

Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend buys her multi-million dollar condo

Who’d have thunk it but it pays to date a billionaire. Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, Russian billionaire Vladimir Doronin, just bought her an $18.5 million penthouse apartment in Sao Paolo, Brazil. From the New York Post:

The two were just in her favorite country, Brazil, where [Doronin] dropped a cool $18.5 million on a penthouse apartment for Campbell in Jardins, the Upper East Side of Sao Paolo, after Campbell told him how much she loved the country and “wanted to settle down there.” Glamurama.com says the place was a “gift” to the supermodel and the couple will use it as their home in Brazil. Then they traveled to Bahia, where they stayed in a $50,000-a-day beach house. (Source)

Let this be a lesson to all of you young girls out there: it doesn’t matter if you smoke crack, never finish school, or throw temper tantrums — as long as you’re a supermodel, you’ll get everything you want in life. So stop “doing your homework,” saying “no to drugs,” and “treating people as you would like to be treated.” If you really want to be happy, just learn how to evenly apply your L’Oreal Liquid Foundation and lip moisturizer.

[BauerGriffinOnline, Flynet]

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