Rosie O’Donnell and Kelli Carpenter did not break up

So hot

Despite what the New York Post's Cindy Adams wrote on Monday, Rosie O'Donnell did not break up with her lesbian partner Kelli Carpenter. Dammit. I guess it's probably a good thing. I don't think my penis could handle both a single Megan Fox and Rosie O'Donnell. A rep for O'Donnell told Us Weekly:

"Rosie thinks that Cindy Adams is a lesbian but she doesn't know it yet. She's going to leave Kelli for Cindy Adams."

Adams reported Monday that the pair — who have been with each other since 1997 — "may not be so together anymore."

O'Donnell, 46, and Carpenter, 41, tied the knot in San Francisco in 2004. Together, they're raising adopted children Parker, 13; Chelsea, 11; and Blake, 8. They also have biological daughter Vivienne Rose, 5. (Source)

Sure Rosie claims Kelli and her are still together but it's only a matter of time before Kelli goes the way of Brian Austin Green. Sexpots like Rosie can't be expected to be tied to just one woman. Rosie's got to play the field, sow her wild oats . . . and then bake those oats into a delicious sponge cake with creamy icing and bacon on top. Mmmmmm, bacon.

[WENN]

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kelli is a stepford wife poor thing

She seems to have The Vulcan Death Grip on her arm.

Neat the way you can't see the 9mm that Rosie is sticking in her back.

I would have thought it would be Rosie that got dumped, not the other way around.

That is sooooo gross. Rosie is disgusting. The whole thing is a crime against nature. It makes me puke.

Just be HAPPY they haven't shopped around a sex tape.

Now THAT would be nasty!

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