Paris Hilton wants to get pregnant

No real shock here but Paris Hilton is jealous of all the attention Nicole Richie's baby brought her -- so jealous that she's trying to get boyfriend-of-six-months Benji Madden to use only one condom when he has sex with her instead of the normal eleven. A friend of the heirhead told the New York Post:

"[Paris] is jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she's fallen off in the tabs lately. A baby would put her back in the news."

Hilton, who's only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she's never done before - swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn. (Source)

If Paris thinks she'll ever conceive a child, she's kidding herself. Her uterus is more beat up than a prostitute that JUST . . . WON'T . . . LISTEN. Besides, it's a little hard to get pregnant when your boyfriend's successfully convinced you that babies are made through a woman's esophagus. If Paris really wants to have a kid, there is one option that never fails: move to Louisiana.