Paris Hilton is a nuisance

Nicole Richie is supposedly pissed at friend Paris Hilton for moving in next door to her and fucking up the idyllic suburban utopia she built with boyfriend Joel Madden and their bastard child Harlow. From the New York Post:

Richie lives with baby daddy Joel Madden in Glendale, Calif., and Joel's twin brother, Benji Madden, who now dates Hilton, lives next door. Friends of Richie told Page Six recently, "Nicole moved out there to get away from the paparazzi, but when Paris calls them they come to her quiet street and disrupt everything. She's getting a little fed up." (Source)

If you're planning on raising a healthy, well-adjusted child, there are three things you probably shouldn't let near your infant: 1. Sharp objects, 2. Drano, and 3. Paris Hilton. The way I see it, living next to that bitch, Harlow has two paths in life: she'll either end up with a debilitating skin rash or a life-long oral fixation. She'd have a healthier childhood if Nicole moved to Chernobyl.

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