
Barack Obama compared to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
In his latest ad for the 2008 election, John McCain invokes the power of Paris and Britney. As the narrator calls Barack Obama "the biggest celebrity in the world," two pictures of Paris and Britney are quickly flashed on the screen. Damn that is low. Barack, I just wanna let you know that I'm here for you (read: give me $$$$$$$$$). If John McCain wants to turn this election into a celebrity analogy attack fest, I'm your man. I've already started working on some new slogans (the last one's particularly cruel):
- John McCain: On key issues, he's flip-flopped more times than Lindsay Lohan's sexuality.
- John McCain: The only thing older than him is the dried semen on Pam Anderson's underwear.
- John McCain: He fucked Paris Hilton. Twice.
Barack Obama is more famous than Paris and Britney













Obama is just like Paris and Britney in one very distinct way: Given the chance, he'll fuck you.
Well after getting fucked for 8 years by Bush I can't see him doing much worse.
LOVE THAT AD! GREAT JOB TO THE McCain camp!!
Could McSame and the Republicans get any more pathetic and desperate?
These guys are just plain aweful...Mcain must be surrounded by drunken sailors or a bunch of jokers. Character assasination has always been the dumbrepubs strategy. It will not work this time...we will not be fooled again.
Hey al evans you are already fooled if you think that idiot obama will "change" anything the guys sucks he is as vapid as paris hilton he can't say shit without some one else writing it for him ask him questions and he is eeerrr duh pfffff he is like a magic trick FAKE
Amazing that after thousands of troops are killed for fake WMDs in Iraq, the price hike on gas and food, the longest serving republican in the senate gets indicted for corruption, you idiots would still vote for another republican president who wants to continue the same path. You morons make me sick.
OBAMA WHAT A JOKE. Hmmm. You haven't ever heard him speak, have you? How about McCain? He sure is good off the cuff, no? What about Afghanistan's border with Iraq? Or his use of the C word? Or, ah. You know what? It isn't worth it. I sincerely hope that you'll be as miserable for the next eight years as the rest of us intelligent, hard-working, free-thinkers have been. My Obama vote is there to cancel yours. Thank God!
When I was younger I thought that politics was for mature intellectuals. Now that I am actually paying attention, I find out how childish and petty it really is. Most people don't even pay attention to the issues, just things like is a fist bump a form of greeting for terrorists? Or he's not wearing a flag pin, now he is wearing one.
I really think that a big draw for the Republican party is that people don't like the government or paying taxes, so they vote for the guy that promises to keep their taxes low and have a smaller government. Even though our government has grown 80% in the past 8 years, and the national debt has grown 4 trillion in that same time period. Also, under the last democratic president we had budget surpluses, instead of increasing debt.
I object to the Republican tactic of fear-mongering, and how they played off of our post 9-11 fears to divert attention away from Osama, onto Sadam and the war over oil. I also do not like how most people believe that God is on somehow on the side of the GOP just because of the one issue of abortion. What about peace and taking care of those less fortunate? Doesn't God believe in those?
I realize that no one will probably be able to change politics, but I have to give kudos to Obama for neither taking any campaign money from lobbyists nor having them as paid campaign staff. I would rather have the guy that promises hope and not more gloom and doom.
go to youtube and search "the real mccain"
OK bad commercial. But every young media, including celebslam.com, is falling inline with the hype. Think if Obama was 70 years old and white. I am sure it would change a lot of your views. Image is everything in the popularity race, Presidential race.
The truth is that campaign commercials are a completely trivial matter. Why even try to extrapolate any value out of something so blatantly bias and stacked.
Get informed. Know where we are as a nation. In a war where with who. Know Iran and how the Islamic republic operates on a non-bias level. Do not only get your information from one or two domestic sources, get it from international sources. Know how we are viewed around the world because its not all bad. We should not be ashamed to be american as it has become popular to do. Our culture, yes we have culture, is globally duplicated in societies that view ours as advanced. For example, There are young adults in Iran that love our culture and hate being stereotyped as flag-burning protesters, but thats all we see on our news outlets. We are globally connected in trade, business, culture, family, etc. Know the world news, the big picture. Global economics is the study of what will happen and predictable motivations on a the most macro-economical scale and is more of a factor of my presidential candidate than anything. When most countries have their reserve in american dollars we are the only country capable of bringing their inflation and reserve worth under control.
Ok i see that Democrats overestimate the powers of the President. You see the president has very little to do with the economy. It takes years to implement plans and say we're in a recession even if things are trying to be fixed it would take years before those actions are implemented which we'd most likely be out of the recession by then. Congress is the power. Oh you want the war to end but the President doesn't want to get out. Go to Congress they can call back the troops, a majority of Congress is democrat, they still haven't done anything. Why?
What about Barack? oh he'll fix it. I don't think he will. When he is elected, "for fear" of another Bush, he will owe so much to the party he will be an ineffective President though his ambitions are great. Like Dave Chappelle said "My mother always used to tell me 'Don't be the first black person to do anything'".
Ok McCain arguments. McCain is too liberal for conservatives. He's not Barack liberal but he's more than republicans like. That's why i find it hilarious when people think he's going to be George Bush III. He believes what he believes and fights within his own party. Yeah he's old, the stress will probably get to him and he might die in office.
I personally don't believe it matters who gets voted in, both candidates are qualified. I'm just sick of both sides tearing eachother a new one. We're Americans first, states second, party doesn't matter.
Do any of you people seriously think there is a cunt hair's worth of difference between the two parties? The only difference is in the manner in which they take your money and eliminate your rights. Obama is more dangerous than McCain, in my eyes, because he's fooled so many of you dipshits.
alan:
how are we dipshits... i would really love to know.
last time i checked the current republican and democratic candidates are very different on the issues that matter.
at least barrack obama promotes working with each other (meaning dems and republicans)
jknee, they are exactly the same when it comes to following the Constitution. It is just a matter of the manner in which they ignore it. None of today's politicans have the slightest idea why things were set-up the way they were, and thus they go about undermining the entire system with things that sound good at the time- income taxes, direct election of senators, talk of eliminating the electoral college. Nobody bothers to understand the interconnectibility of all of the items the Founding Fathers created.
It's pathetic to see McCain stoop to this kind of level, but it is no different than when the Republican party smeared John Kerry. The only thing I do not understand is why underprivileged poor white voters in Southern States vote republican. Republicans represent those who make two hundred thousand or more. I don't understand why anyone would think they would have the best interest of the country.