Prison rapists love fauxhawks

Even though he's been receiving threats, Brooke Hogan is under the mistaken impression that her whiny pussy brother Nick is actually tough enough to not get his ass kicked in the adult jail he was just transferred to . . . that is if the poor lil' fella can maintain his spirit. Brook told People magazine:

"They had broken his spirit. When they put him in solitary, he was on the outs. I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being."

But now that Nick's out of a 28-day stint in solitary where he was rapidly losing weight, and in the general population with more privileges, he's turning back into the little brother she knew.

"We get to visit him three times a week like everybody else, but it sucks," she says. "I can't just walk over to his room and give him a hug, or talk to him, or confide in him. ... At least he's not locked in hell, basically. And his personality is slowly coming back. I bring that out of him. He's been threatened. Thank God he's big and he can hold his own." (Source)

Sure "he can hold his own," but I don't think he needs to. With lips like his, Nick's more popular than seconds at Rosie's house. His ass slightly trails "TV time" as inmates' favorite thing to do during leisure time. It's true. The warden took a poll.

[BauerGriffinOnline]