Miss USA falls again

For the second straight year, Miss USA fell flat on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant (Rachel Smith last year Crystle Stewart this year). It's hard not to see the parallels between Ms. Stewart's fall and the fall we've taken as a country over the past year. From rising gas prices to the mortgage meltdown, in a sense we all fell last night. I'm totally kidding. She's just fucking clumsy. On the bright side, at least when Crystle goes into stripping, she doesn't have to change her first name.