Madonna's SUV attacked
Someone threw a rock at Madonna's SUV earlier this week as it was traveling through Central Park. It's unknown if the singer was in the SUV when it was attacked. Police have asked for the public's help in identifying a woman seen fleeing from the park wearing a pink Alex Rodriguez Yankees' jersey with the words, "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, you cheating motherfucker, I hate you" scribbled onto it.
And I care why???
I got the joke. Funny stuff, Nick.
That hole's almost as gaping as Madonna.