Cynthia Rodriguez soon to drink A-Rod's milkshake

Alex Rodriguez's wife Cynthia officially filed for divorce today in Miami's Dade County Family Court. And it's all that bitch Madonna's fault. While Cynthia claims in the divorce papers that her husband had "multiple extra-marital affairs," according to her lawyers, Alex's relationship with Madonna was "the last straw." The soon-to-be-single Mrs. Rodriguez told the New York Daily News that Madonna is using "mind control" over her husband:

A-Rod's wife Cynthia Rodriguez believes Madonna used Kabbalah to brainwash her husband and convince him to leave her, according to a new report in New York's Daily News.

"I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him," Cynthia, 34, told a pal, according to the News. "I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today, he's very cold and calculating."

Cynthia - who is "devastated" about splitting with her husband of five years - also "found a letter where Alex told Madonna: 'You are my true soul mate,'" a source close to the couple told the News. (Source)

It's not the power of Kabbalah that's brainwashed A-Rod, it's the power of the poontang. Unfortunately for Cynthia, she never had a chance competing with Madonna in that department since Madge's screwed more Latino men than La Migra. But perhaps this is all just a big misunderstanding. The "Material Girl" is probably just dating A-Rod because she's looking for more lyrical genetic material.

[BauerGriffinOnline]