Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (7/2)
In their upcoming issue, Star has a revealing look inside what they call the "hot romance" of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. No, seriously, they actually call it a "hot romance." Apparently they've never seen a picture of Samantha Ronson. A source told the mag:
"They're totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And, yes, they share a bed!"They call Samantha's Hollywood Hills house "home" — and behind closed doors, "Lindsay and Sam play certain roles," the source explains. "Sam is the boss, the husband. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!" (Source)
Lindsay and Sam don't play "house" -- they play "free clinic." On Friday nights Sam plays the patient and Lindsay plays the curious OB/GYN. But instead of doctor's tools, she uses produce. Wow, I almost typed that entire sentence without puking in my mouth.
NOTE: The fact that Sam wears the pants in that family shouldn't surprise anyone since she also wears the condoms* . . . on her fingers.
*Magnums
See this is why I hae 2008, back in the day if you were rich la la la it would be a requirement to SHOWER and look classy. These chicks like Mary Kate Olsen and Lindsey ect Sam all look like shit and they look like they smell. Bring back old Hollywood glamour and class!!
NO KIDDING!!! And, Lindsey, if ya gotta go 'attention dyke' you need to do it with someone who looks like a female...preferably an attractive one...'Anne Heche' ain't the way to go...
Sam looks like a 'bizarro world bennie and joon ripoff'...Kevin Federlines lesbian step sister with two turntables and a microphone...I'm writing a script now tentatively titled 'Confessions of an Early 20's Lesbian Wanna-Be With No Taste Drama Queen'...you won't have to do much acting in that one...not much more than you already are...
You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Lindsay seems to have found someone she obviously cares alot about. Why does it matter that its another woman and why does it matter what she looks like? Newsflash! Attraction is on a scale... not every single person is attracted to the same things in a potential life mate. What you find attractive might not be attractive to someone else and vice versa. So... she does not NEED to be dating by your standards. Real life lesbians don't always look like they just stepped out of The L Word or one of the many OC style teenybop shows that have recently come to the conclusion that being a lesbian is cool, just as long as the character ends up with a dude or at least looks super femme.