Lindsay Lohan hit by a motorcycle in New York

Lindsay Lohan was hit by a motorcycle early Saturday morning after a night of clubbing in New York City. Though she was taken to Beth Israel Medical Center, the actress was treated and released at 4 A.M. with no major injuries. Lindsay's dad Michael told the New York Post:

"She's not hurt. That's all I really care about." (Source)

Wait a minute, I though the lesbian motorcycle club was called "Dykes on Bikes" (official site here) not "Dykes hit by Bikes"? Michael's concern for his daughter's well-being would be touching if it wasn't completely predicated on the fact that she's his meal ticket. Without Lindsay, Michael Lohan would completely fade into oblivion. So a lot like how Sara Silverman must feel right now after losing Jimmy Kimmel.

[Pacific Coast News]