Some guy made out with Kirsten Dunst

If you know or are friends with a guy by the name of Matt Creed, do me a favor. The next time you see him, point at him and laugh. He made out with Kirsten Dunst. From the New York Post:

If Kirsten Dunst can't be a deejay, maybe she figures she should just date one. Our spies at the Beatrice Inn early Monday morning spotted Dunst sucking face with the hot spot's resident spinner, Matt Creed. "She kept resisting his PDA advances, but finally gave in and made out with him," said the fellow reveler. (Source)

This is why I'm glad I'm not famous. Imagine waking up in the morning and reading that you made out with Kirsten Dunst the night before. There isn't a building high enough to leap off of to stop that pain. At least when I hook up with an ugly chick and take her back to my place, there's no witnesses. I mean besides the hidden camera in my clock radio.

Kirsten Dunst is toothy